- Margaret Atwood, Late Night (via larmoyante)
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
What are we, FUCKING STUPID?!
How about your employer just “forgets” that they owe you a paycheck? Oh wait— your silly attitude about debt only applies to YOUR debts